I just purchased the ugliest shoe ever put to market.
Yep, I finally bought a pair of trail running shoes, and yes, they are
UGLY!However, with features like...
Superior microfiber construction shelters feet from the elements.
Highly durable HPR Green (High Performance Rubber) in the outsole enhances traction.
Ballistic Rock Shield textile between outsole and midsole disperses point-load pressure.
The fluid-filled center chamber dampens shock and is engineered to never wear out.
Substance 257 is formulated to resist com-pression and rebound more quickly.
...means my 400th mile will have the same great ride as my first. So tell me, how on earth could I resist?!?!?
Watch out Barton Creek Greenbelt. I'm coming after you.
Get you some!
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i'm jealous. i have last year's model, the ones Panther turned into a multiple repetition of the, "Hey Rob, the circus called, and they want their shoes back" joke.
Panther's just jealous that we have better posture than he does.
Plus, all he ever does is act like Mr. Roboto.
...and he says he doesn't like trail running.
um, they are not ugly. they are beyond that and can only be described as fugly. but hey, whatever works!
PEOPLE!!! Substance 257 is made of people!!!!!!!!
What's with Rogue folks and Brooks shoes?
What's up with people in Colorado wondering about the correlation between Rogue folks and brooks shoes?
How are the shoes working out for you? I like them! Snazzy!
They are fantastic. I love them.
They make me want to run farther.
It sounds weird, but it's true. Dramatic difference between running shoes and trail shoes on rocky terrain!
oh yeah, and they have trail dirt on them now, so they're not so day-glow-y.
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