Karma's Suicide Attempt

A few weeks ago, when Iwas sick, Karma was forced to hangout with me way too much. When I got home from work, i didn't have energy to take him running, walk and sniff the greenbelt, chase rabbits or anything to exercise.
All he got day in - day out for a week, was quick pee and poop walks.

So, he took matters into his own hands and made a bold statement:

"I will not, and cannot live this way. I prefer to die at age 7 than continue to be bored to tears in here with you."

Along with that note, I found the scene below when i came home from lunch on day 5:


He clearly tried to commit suicide going for the pills on the counter. But, unfortunately for him, his attempt was not successful, as he didn't like the taste of my electrolyte pills, or my anti-inflammatory pills.