I can't stop laughing at this:

I made a spelling mistake on the post below and wrote "Canference call" instead of "conference call"... so a friendly promptly emailed me:

"What the hell is a 'canference' call? Is that one where you tie a string between two cans and use that to communicate between offices? Are these ladies on your canference call this AM?"

I couldn't help but laugh my ass off when i read that.
Then, she emailed me again about going to buy some shoes later today:

"Hey Mike - please have your can ready in case I have any questions. Not sure the string will reach all the way up north but we may need to canference about my decision!"

I replied to her email, and she replied with:

"What? What? I can't hear you. I think there is a knot in your string."

This has had me laughing uncontrollably for the last 20 minutes.

I think "canference" has already been added into our "normal way of speaking" for us moving forward!

SIDE NOTE: By the way, the string stretched out all the way to Brussels and also connected someone in Germany and someone in India. My call went great, and I think they'll be buying what I sell. Thank you for asking.