A-Rod used Steroids in 2003

I just read on cnn.com that 4 independent sources have said that A-Rod tested positive for baneed steroids in 2003.   While his world was crumbling this morning, probably with countless emails and phone calls to him and his agent, and him pulling his hair out, while Madonna tries to get him to calm down, I was out running 14 miles. 

My legs are so trashed and tired, that I could use some steroids to pep me up.   Thank god I'll be seeing my lovely masseuse on Monday to fix me.