Dear couch,
Thank you for being so goddamn comfortable. I'm about to nap the shit out of this afternoon on you. I know you won't fail me; you've never done me wrong. Today will be no different.
Regards,
Mike
Your owner, and a tired mother-effer.
3 comments:
"Nap the shit out of this afternoon on you...."
Love it man. That is some seriously good shit. Totally LOL'ed Probably because I can relate so much.
Nice work out there man. You impress. Way to head the Pain Train.
Fantastic post Mike. Way to shit all over that course today! You ain't no pussy!
I hope the couch was everything you hoped it to be.
Woohoo!! You ROCK!!! Get some well-deserved rest now... and stay away from cooking artichokes :)
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