FortiFido - Fortified water for your Fido. (your dog)

(the great thing about camera phones is you can share great inventions with people!)

This is easily the dumbest and most idiotic most brilliant thing I've seen at the grocery store, surpassing the spreadable MilkyWay I found last month.

Please Right click and open the picture in a new window so you can truly appreciate what's going on here.

Are they serious? This product is wrong on so many levels.

I love my dog. I want my dog to be healthy. I give my dog Glucosamine, Zinc, Calcium and other nutrients in some yummy treats, and also feed him Organic?Natural dog food. But, to take it to the next level and buy him his own bottled water... no friggin WAY!

Lets see... we have from left to right:
- Peanut Butter Flavored water
- Lemongrass Flavored water
- Spearmint Flavored water
- Parsley Flavored water

- Peanut butter... it truly sounds gross, but I guess i can see how that one could appeal to a dog.
- Lemongrass. My dog likes asian cuisine??? Who woulda thunk! I had no idea!!
- Spearmint. I can't tell you how many times I've let my dog (and cat) smell the toothpaste on my toothbrush, and they've backed off as the smell was too strong.
- Parsley? hahahahaahahahahah hahah hahahahahahahahah ha ha Parsley? ahahahahah Hahahahahahahah

wait... you thought i was done? no, not yet... you see, they made those flavors for specific reasons, so you have to buy all 4.
Peanut butter - Maintain strong bones (contains calcium)
Lemongrass - Healthy Joints (contains nutrients, but i guess no calcium?)
Spearmint - Freshen breath.
Parsley - this one his fortifido'd with Zinc, for Healthy S...! Skin? Shiny Fur? I dunno what the S could stand for!