1-You know how you run with the same people over and over and you're perfectly in synch, veering right and left on the trail, turning on the streets never separating by more than 3 feet, stopping at lights, judging when to cross in traffic breaks etc?
Today was NOT one of those days. In fact, Jason and I were so far out of synch, we look like two bumper cars driven by drunks. Elbows hit several times, ran into each other, crossed into each other's paths, nearly got killed by a car (my bad). It was ridiculous. I hope we do better tomorrow during our Julia rollers. If we don't someone may get hurt.
2-To you, the driver of the black F-150... Yeah you, Mister I'm so cool in my new "cheapest Ford truck model available" in my red shirt with my collar raised. Not only did you cut me off in the Best Buy parking lot, but an hour and a half later, you cut me off AGAIN on Southwest Parkway, only to then slow down so you could turn left in front of me. I took note of your license plate, and I guarantee you next time I'll be the one cutting you off, and if my planets align, you'll be off into the grass wishing you had an extra pair of underwear in your car. Move back to Dallas (or California), you piece of garbage. We don't need your kind here.
3-It's pretty incredible how nice it feels to go to bed in newly washed sheets, when you're less than an hour removed from a shower. Almost makes me want to crawl back into bed for a nap right now.
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