Imagine a 50lm potato sack that is ONLY 2 feet tall.
Yep, that makes for a seriously FAT pillow! One of the two pillows in
my hotel room tonite is just like that. I can't describe it any other
way.
If I were the salesman for it I'd say:
"Meet the '(po)tater sack fat boy' of pillows. *pause* You know when
you watch tv or read a book in bed and you have two pillows behind
you. Well you like the thickness of the support, but deep down it's
not "perfect". Both pillows need to be in perfect harmony, but she
they're not, which is like 5 of every 6 times, so you choose to adjust
by folding one over by the neck line or shoving it down to your back
line... Well, now more of that with the 'tater Fat boy!"
I'd seriously steal of I:
A- thought they wouldn't notice "fat boy" missing
B- had any chance in hell to fit him into my suitcase.
PS/Disclaimer - only way to sleep on it is if you already have a
Chiroprator appointment the next morning for when you try to sleep on
your side with your neck all jacked at a ridiculous angle.
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