These always crack me up

I like my job, and not looking for a new one, but when you're as popular as I am, recruiters contact you all the time.  The job descriptions always make me laugh.  Here are some funny sentences... at least they're funny to me:

• Our client is looking for an extraordinarily talented individual to join their world-class sales team. 
  
• They are looking for a unique sales person.   
  
• Flexibility and a desire to constantly learn and push yourself is absolutely required.
  
• We prefer that you blah blah blah and we are looking for a candidate that is extraordinarily bright and flexible. 
  

Flexible? Me?  Yeah... uh huh.  Not sure why they thought I'd fit into that role, since they obviously didn't hear about me messing up my back just trying to stretch my Quads.  

Sounds to me like they're looking for an Olympic Gold Medalist, who has competed in international selling contests, and also moonlighted as a chinese female gymnast acrobat in the circus. 

Good luck in your search, Deborah!