Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Reading between the lines

I'm as big a fan as anyone of Colt and Jordan, but I'm so tired of hearing about their off the field friendship, that I edited an article I read to better reflect what may really be going on.

Original:
"McCoy and Shipley, who both use a Remington 270 rifle, use hunting as their respite from the rigors of class, practice, travel, games, etc. They'll take up positions in separate stands and hours will pass without a word spoken or a shot fired."

Between the lines:
McCoy and Shipley (are roommates) who both (like to play with sticks they find on the way home from fishing and pretend they are) Remington 270 rifle(s), use (dorm room) hunting as their respite from the rigors of class, (GI Joes), practice, (legos), travel, games, (thumb wars, practical jokes, hugs, campfire singing), etc. They'll take up positions in separate (forts they build up with chairs, mattresses, sheets and comforters in two different corners of their 10x10 foot dorm room that they make believe are) stands and hours will pass without a word spoken or a shot fired(while they're completely decked out in their game day football gear. Shipley is always a stormtrooper in his white away uniform, because Colt insists in being Luke Skywalker in the burnt orange home jersey. Ahhh, to be a college student, again.)

LOL!


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