Dumbass leads to inventorying

Since i think barefoot running on anything but a lush grass field is just about the dumbest thing ever invented, AND I forgot my running shoes at home, my friends went for a little run without me, before we go spectate at the Cap Tex Triathlon this morning.

This means I sit in the parking lot and inventory what all is in my running tub. I think this is overkill:



8 caps
1 winter beanie
4 pairs of gloves
3 pairs of socks
2 shirts
1 shorts
3 water bottles
2 trail running hand held waterbottles
2 pint glasses
3 sticks of body glide
1 roll on stick of Sport Shield
2 headlamps
1 umbrella
1 shoe horn
15 espresso hammer gels
1 cinnamon apple hammer gel
1 espresso love GU gel
1 vanilla cliff shot
1 coconut macaroon magic cookie
Multiple Hundreds of baggies
4 hand warmer packs
3 Nuuns