How to get rid of Atheists

In talking to Marla's grandmother, I discovered something new.

You see, I have these weird looking alien insects hovering around my cherry tomatoes, I thought those were thwe ones people called aphids. As she and her husband have been growing these things longer than I've been around, I thought I'd ask them for a remedy.

"Well Mike, to get rid of our atheists, we mix baby shampoo, some orange peels and water. Mix it up, and spray it on them."

So next time you need to get rid of an atheist or two...