great business idea!
1-People pay tens of thousands of dollars to hunt exotic animals in
Africa.
2-Boats off the Yemen coastline are being attacked by pirates which
honestly, are nothing more the subhuman idiots.
3- 1+2 = $100,000,000 idea!
The business plan is brilliant. Go to Russia or some east European
country and buy all kinds of Weapons. Everything from handhelds, to
rifles, to machine guns, to M-60's, to grenades, to rocket propelled
grenades, to bazookas to even better, higher caliber weapons.
You know how Iraq hired private security firms to escort trucks
etc.? Well, we will provide security to boats, by allowing prize
hunters, and all other weapons enthusiasts the opportunity to test out
different weapons on the Pirates. We will offer different packages
and even tournaments where people must start with Small Weapons and
can work their way up to Bazookas by earning points. Points can be
earned over multiple trips or in one tripnif you're that good!
Some can stay on cruise ships, others can stay on tankers and/or
whatever other boats and ships are being attacked.
Just like whale watching, or a fishing trip, we will not guarantee
confrontations with Pirates, but can instead offer "high caliber"
skeet shooting off the boats if Captain Hook stays away.
It's obviously risky, and some may lose their lives, but we think it's
a brilliant idea, and are actively seeking multi-million dollar
investors. Currently we estimate we need about 8 million dollars in
startup/planning costs. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to
get in on a money-making bonanza at the ground floor!
Please contact me if you are in the position to invest minimum of
$500,000.
No refunds or guarantees.
3 comments:
Why do I get the feeling you just got on somebody's list (CIA, FBI, NCIS)?
I'd love to see how tough some hunters are if the targets are shooting back!
buzz, probably because they like my silly idea and will make it reality?
Brownie, yup, especially the ones that proudly display bambi's head above their fireplace and act as if they defeated napoleon during that outing, after enticing the harmless deer to their blinds by feeding them corn for a month prior to the slaughter. Sorry, I mean "hunt", not slaughter! But wait, I shouldn't talk about my future customers that way!
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