woodwork wanting to buy you a beer.
"man, we need to get together so we can celebrate your great race.
I'll buy the beers!", "Great race, I need to buy you a beer for
that!", "hey! Let me buy you a beer for the great race you had!", etc,
etc...
Any way, when you have a good race you hear stuff like that. And you
can't help but wonder, why the hell don't they want to buy me a beer
just to buy me a beer? And that's when it dawned on me!!...
People are ineherently jealous, and they all want to make you drink
tons of beer so you get out of shape and they can catch up to you!
Little do they know, beer makes me stronger! But shhhh... Don't tell
them that! It'll be our little secret.
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or maybe they are just genuinely happy for you. maybe if they sit down and have a beer with you they'll get to hear a few more details about the race. maybe they know you drink cheap beer and know you're a cheap date. or maybe they don't give a shit at all and are just trying to be nice.
who knows...
I was waiting for your reply after we chatted this morning.
I'm hoping you read the sarcasm oozing off this post.
I'd love to sit and have a beer with ya!
right....now I just have to decided if I'm the guy who is genuinely happy for you or the guy who doesn't give a shit and is just trying to be nice. lol.
yes...on the beer. soon. maybe this weekendish....
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