Maybe if i publicly humiliate it?

Maybe if i publicly humiliate it, will it actually bring rain to us too, and not just every single piece of land around us.

Weather center issued this Chance of Rain statement. What a joke. Come on, like it's actually going to rain in Austin. Ha!

"...GOOD CHANCE OF RAIN IS EXPECTED THROUGH WEDNESDAY...


A BIG CHANGE IS COMING THIS WEEK. A HEAVY RAIN EVENT IS EXPECTED TO
DEVELOP MONDAY THROUGH WEDNESDAY...BRINGING MORE WIDESPREAD WETTING
AND LOCALLY HEAVY RAINS. AS THE LOW MOVES OVER NORTH AND CENTRAL
TEXAS MONDAY AND TUESDAY...THE RAIN MAKING WEATHER SYSTEM WILL
BECOME NEARLY STATIONARY THROUGH WEDNESDAY AND HAVE PLENTY OF
MOISTURE TO SUPPORT A HEAVY RAIN EVENT. THIS HEAVY RAIN EVENT
COULD BEGIN AS EARLY AS MONDAY AND CONTINUE THROUGH WEDNESDAY.

AS MORE WIDESPREAD RAIN FORMS...VERY DRY SOILS WILL BECOME MORE
SATURATED...AND SUPPORT A LARGER AMOUNT OF RUNOFF. RAINFALL
AMOUNTS OF 2 TO 6 INCHES ARE POSSIBLE...AND HEAVIER RAINFALL
AMOUNTS COULD DEVELOP MONDAY THROUGH WEDNESDAY IN PLACES WHERE
STORMS BECOME STATIONARY OR CONTINUE TO TRACK ACROSS THE SAME
LOCATION. AS A RESULT...THERE IS A CHANCE THAT A FLASH FLOOD
WATCH WILL BE ISSUED MONDAY FOR THE HILL COUNTRY AND ADJACENT
PARTS OF CENTRAL AND SOUTH CENTRAL TEXAS FOR THE TIME FRAME OF
MONDAY OR MONDAY NIGHT THROUGH WEDNESDAY.

ON THURSDAY...THE LOW OVER TEXAS WILL BEGIN TO SLOWLY DRIFT TO THE
EAST..."